Here. Have Some Chips

Doctor Who, S2E3 – School Reunion. Written by Tony Whithouse

At a high school, the principal, Uther Pendragon Mr. Finch, daintily drums his finders together as he descends a stairwell and sees a student outside his office. She has a headache, but she can’t go home because she lives in an orphanage. Mr. Finch offers crappy sympathies: Aww.. You’re alone and unwanted. Then takes her into his office. The door closes, then there is a flap of wings, and the girl screams. (Trivia: Did you know that this dude, Anthony Head was screen tested for the eighth doctor in ’96? Where would Buffy have been?)

The Doctor (under the alias John Smith) and Rose “Not Again” Tyler are already working undercover in the school. (Oh! 21 Jump Street!)

Credits. A long esophagus.

The Doctor is ‘teaching’ physics with great ineptitude and awkwardness. “Right, physics! Physics, eh? Physics, phyyyyyyyysics, physics, physics, physics, physcis. Physics! Hope you’re getting all this down.” Only one student is answering his questions correctly, even the super-high level questions. I loved physics in high school, but that was not me.

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The Correct Form Of Address Is Rock Star

Doctor Who, S2E2, Tooth and Claw. Written by Russell T. Davies

All in all, I don’t mind this episode – I like hearing Tennent speak with his native accent, his reference to Rose in shorts as a “wee naked child” and “timorous beastie.”

There are are hooded men taking over a landed estate, harboring another man in a cage.  So they’re a traveling prison guard, in a way. They have orange suits beneath their robes and are experts in a sort of martial art that make them hard to beat. Once they fight their way in, they say to the terrified occupants of the house, “May God have mercy on our souls.”

Credits. Blue and red fire tunnel.

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New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New… Recap

Doctor Who, S2E1, New Earth. Written by Russell T. Davies

The Doctor prepares the TARDIS for take off and outside Jackie looks like she’s sending Rose “Adventure Time” Taylor off to school, hugging her and her backpack and fussing over her, giving advice. Mickey’s standing there pouting. She gives him a long kiss good bye. “Love you.” He says, but she doesn’t say it back. Hmmm…

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Inappropriate tittering and end of a good run.

Doctor Who. The Parting of Ways. S1 Ep 13. Written by Russell T. Davies

I almost tried to quit watching Doctor Who again after this episode.  I know that effort would be futile, however, and, by and large, this was a satisfying end to the season-long story arc.

This episode picked up where the last episode left their cliffhanger. The Daleks demand that Rose predict the Doctor’s actions and tell them what he’ll do, but she refuses. But never fear! Thanks to a force field that Jack has rigged up, the TARDIS is protected and able to materialize on the Dalek ship in front of Rose. Jack and the Doctor exit the TARDIS, and are fired upon, but the TARDIS’ protection field covers them. The Doctor taunts the Daleks, reminding them that Dalek legend refers to the Doctor as “The Oncoming Storm” and wondered aloud how they lived through the Time War. A low grating voice explains they survived “…through me.” The camera pulls back to reveal a brain with tentacles in a glass fluid-filled capsule. The whole contraption is propped up with metal legs and shields.

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The Games, Mrs. Hudson, Are On

Doctor Who S1 Ep 12 Bad Wolf. Written by Russell T. Davies

I like to see fandoms collide, hence my title. A Sherlock line used to refer to both the situation for our heroes as well as the conclusion of this story arc, which has been building all season.

The Doctor awakens in a Big Brother-like house on Channel 44000. Rose wakes up on a The Weakest Link-type set. Jack wakes up in another show I don’t recognize (I find out its “What Not To Wear” on TLC), and a “defabricator” strips him naked.  Aren’t we going to buy him a drink first?

When he realizes he’s on TV, he smiles, smirks a bit and tells his android stylists, “Ladies, your viewing figures just went up.” (Is that all that went up? Heh.) John Borrowman is an attractive man, and he can act the part of a “player” without being too smarmy, which is nice.  A player with a heart. (And actually, I heard that he originally did this shot fully naked and in view, but the censors didn’t allow it.)

Back with the Doctor, one of the housemates gets voted off, and then zapped into oblivion. None of the contestants get to choose to be on or not on the show, and only single winner gets to live, so the other 10 housemates (or so) die.  What a crappy game show. The Doctor figures that Rose is in another one and makes mischief in the house to be selected for evection.

Back on WNTW, Jack is having fun playing dress up, until he realizes his stylists are willing to start cutting parts off him to make him attractive, the ultimate in body modification.  (So like in the Capital in the Hunger Games. Another fandom.) He pulls a weapon from I-don’t-even-want-to-know-where and blows their heads off.

For Rose’s part, she’s having a blast playing The Weakest Link.  She doesn’t know any of the answers to the questions, not being a native of the 2001 century, though she answers one about the Face of Boe like a boss. We hear another person answer “Torchwood” to a question about an Old Earth institution. (This is the first time we hear of Torchwood, ever, and the only time in this episode. But it will be important.)

Rose is giggling until she realizes that losing a round actually means disintegration. The guy playing next to Rose is stressed, but he tells her he has a plan: vote everyone else off so that at the end, he’ll be up against Rose and he’ll win, ‘cause she’s stupid. Jerk.

He says that then he’ll collect his prize – credits – from the Badwolf Corporation who runs the game.  At this point, she remembers all the times in her adventures that she’s seen the name “Bad Wolf.” She starts to realize that Bad Wolf, whatever that is, is in charge and that her presence is planned.

Back in the house, the Doctor is waiting to be evicted, but when the timer runs out to blast him, nothing happens. He laughs at the powers-that-be because he realizes this means they want him alive. He figures out a way out of the little zapping closet he’s in, and one of the housemates comes with him, Lynda-with-a-y.

They exit into a central chamber which the Doctor recognizes as Satellite 5, but a century after their first visit. The Doctor begins scanning for both an exit and his friends in any of the hundred deadly games. Lynda turns the lights on in the chamber and reveals the logo of the Badwolf Corporation, the sight of which gives the Doctor pause.

In the control room, the programmers are surprised by the new players and trying to see how many there actually are, but the Controller is denying them access.  The Controller is a pale woman with unusual eyes (who looks like a friend from college, though I feel bad for saying that) who is hooked up to dozens of cables to the station. Freaky!  Makes me think of the Farm on New Caprica on Battlestar Galactica. (A fourth fandom.)) Boo.

The Controller herself is constantly monitoring the transmissions that flow through her and muttering almost agitatedly to herself. She reminds the controllers to pay attention to the impending solar flare.

Jack has converted the defabricator beam from the show into a ray gun, and finds the Doctor on an observation deck, where Lynda fills the Doctor in on what has happened to Earth since his last visit.

To the Doctor’s horror, instead of human development having got back on track, things became worse. All information broadcasts ceased, the whole planet froze, and society collapsed. Humans are still the sheep that just go along to get along, endlessly watching the games. The Doctor realizes that the station is transmitting more than just games, and that whatever the Bad Wolf is, it is manipulating him.

Back to Rose, she loses the final round of her game just as the Doctor, Jack and Lynda burst into the studio. Rose runs to the Doctor to warn him about a disintegrating beam, and she’s shot, turning her into a pile of dust.

Numb with shock, the Doctor does not put up resistance when the guards arrive and take all of them away. The Doctor remains silent when the guards process and interrogate the three of them, but just when they are about to be transported Somewhere Else, he gives a signal. He and Jack knock out the guards, grab weapons and head up to the Controller, the woman all plugged in.

The Doctor demands to know who is in charge, but she doesn’t answer. We learn that she was installed as a little girl, and has been plugged in for so long that all she sees is programming. What a crappy way to live. Jack is still snooping around and finds the TARDIS.  When he goes in to activate the console, he finds something shocking.

The predicted solar flare happens and messes up the transmission. She unexpectedly calls for the Doctor, explaining that while the solar flare is happening, her masters can’t read her thoughts. She brought him to the Satellite and hid him in the games, but she can’t tell the Doctor who her masters are. She can tell him that they’ve been hiding and shaping the Earth for centuries, but they fear the Doctor.  The flare passes, and Jack returns to the Doctor to tell him he learned that the disintegrators didn’t actually kill people, but just transported them somewhere else. Hooray! Rose is still alive.

And now we go to where she’s regaining consciousness on an alien spacecraft, where a strange humming sound fills the background. She sees one of the inhabitants of the spacecraft approaching her, and she backs up against a wall in shock as she recognizes a plunger-like hand a Dalek.

On the station, the Controller tells the Doctor where Rose was taken, even though it means her masters will know she screwed them over. A moment of defiance, of free will. Beautiful. As she shouts the answer, the Controller is teleported and ends up on the same ship as Rose. She gloats to her masters about how she killed them, and she herself is killed.

The Doctor is still at the station and trying to find out where the people are sent, a point on the edge of the solar system.  It appears to be empty, but after the Doctor cancels the shielding signal, he can see a fleet Daleks almost half a million strong. (I read that, when this part was revealed, the choir in the background is singing “What is happening” in Hebrew.)

The Dalek open communications, with a lead Dalek ordering the Doctor not to intervene with the Daleks or they will exterminate Rose.

“No.” Is all the the Doctor says.

“Explain! Explain!” The lead Dalek cries. (It’s funny, actually.  I know you’re not supposed to laugh at these guys, but they’re hard to take seriously with their metallic voices and accents, and they’re so indignant with their whisks and plungers.)

The Doctor is all defiant and tells them that he’s going to get her out of the middle of the fleet, save the Earth and then kill every last Dalek in existence.  They take this as a hostile action and a leader orders an invasion of the Earth. Many more Daleks gather for the invasion, all chanting their battle cry: “Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate…”

Oooohhhh, cliffhanger!!


Doctor Who – Season 1 – Ep. 11 Boom Town. Written by Russell T. Davies

Oh, Christ have mercy – it’s the farting aliens again. I hate this episode.  There are a few fun or significant things in it to comment on, but I’m not gonna go too deep, here.

The TARDIS needs to be recharged, so the Doctor lands it over that rift in Cardiff to recharge it.  It’ll take all day, so he, Rose and Jack (who is still with them) get to play.  Mickey joins them, and they all play and laugh.  The Doctor sees a sign and realizes that the lady farting alien (henceforth known as “Fartlien”) has become the mayor of Cardiff and has initiated the construction of a nuclear power plant. The plant is named Blaidd Drwg, (Welsh, I tell you!) Welsh for “Bad Wolf.” This time, the Doctor notices that these words have been popping up everywhere.

We see Fartlien talk to a human about the human’s plans for her marriage and approaching baby child, and this gives Fartlien a sense of the harm she’s causing.

Later that night, Jack realized that the extrapolator can be used to halve the time to refuel the TARDIS, and goes to work installing it.  Rose and Mickey go out to reconnect – unsuccessfully, and the Doctor takes the Fartlien her Last Dinner.

There’s an earthquake (I think because of the TARDIS energy recharging) and the group, including Fartlien, goes to the TARDIS. The Doctor realizes that Fartlien wanted the rift to split in Cardiff and eventually in the whole Earth.  Fartlien struggles with the crew for a minute to take over power, but she fails and finally dies.

After this, Rose realized that Mickey had left.  The Doctor offers to wait for him, but Rose lets him go.

On to bigger and better things.