I’m Phoning This One In*

I’m phoning this one in

I hope it’s not a sin.

I’m feeling too sick and

Can’t handle the click-

King of the keys.

Husband keeps up with the babe

To let me sleep all day

With scratchity throat and long pounding head

It feels ever so good to sink into bed.

*Written on my iPhone, so literally “phoning” it in. A questionable sense of humor was born with the Wee One. Mom humor, I assume.