This is a fun challenge; I’ve never done something like this before!
Right now, he’s probably home snuggling with that fuzzy new pup and
Look, she’s jumping on the sofa.
Right now, he’s probably making her some juicy ham bread
‘Cause she begged for a loaf-a.
Right now, he’s probably walking with her to the dog park
showing her the fountain spray
And while he’s away…
I chewed up the corner of the shoe
That his dear old momma brought him from the bou-
Tique in Rome that she found at a meet and greet.
I tore my sharpest little paw down the side of the wall
Scratched a hole in the bed and all
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.