The ABCs of me

Just an overview of me.

A: AGE | 38

B: BIGGEST FEAR | Something bad happening to Wee One or Cohiba

C: CURRENT TIME | 10:35 pm

D: DRINK I LAST HAD | Wine

E: EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO | Lindsey

F: FAVORITE SONG | I don’t just have one. I have different ones for different moods.

G: GROSSEST MEMORY | I don’t really get grossed out.

H: HOMETOWN | The Lou

I: IN LOVE WITH | My husband. Wee One.

J: JEALOUS OF | Pretty girls.

K: KILLED SOMEONE? | Nope.

L: LONGEST RELATIONSHIP | The husband.

M: MIDDLE NAME | Kathryn, after Catherine of Aragon

N: NUMBER OF SIBLINGS | 0/5

I am an only child, was raised an only child. My philandering abusive birth father had other kids, which I only learned about in my 20s. A half-sister, born of his secretary, who is a few years younger than me. (Ironically, his father did the same thing: slept with his secretary, got her pregnant with my aunt. In that case, though, he left his first wife and child to marry Grandma.) I also have four half brothers, (his current wife is my age) and the youngest is a day younger than my daughter. Seriously. Her uncle is younger than her. I can’t make this shit up.

O: ONE WISH | Meals were planned out for me to give my daughter.

P: LAST PERSON YOU CALLED | Jenny.

Q: QUESTION YOU’RE ALWAYS ASKED | “How old is he?” Sigh. Even when she’s in pink, strangers think Wee One is a boy. Which I don’t care about, but then I either call her a boy or I correct them (and if they ask her name, I have to correct them) and then they feel like a heel and apologize and I have to fall over them reassuring them. Sigh. Why isn’t there a gender neutral pronoun besides “it” we can use?

R: REASON TO SMILE | Wee One! I am in awe every time I look at her!

S: SONG YOU LAST SANG | Where is My Mind, The Pixies 

T: TIME YOU WOKE UP | Several times. Thanks, Wee One.

U: UNDERWEAR COLOR | I don’t know.

Really. And I’m not peaking down my pants for the sake of this post, either.

V: VACATION DESTINATION | Ooh, somewhere interesting where I can wander. Like Berlin or Prague or

W: WORST HABIT | Staying up too late. I should get more sleep.

X: X-RAYS YOU’VE HAD | Ooh, I’ve got some awesome hardware in my hip, and it usually draws a crowd of the x-ray techs.

Y: YOUR FAVORITE FOOD | Coffee

Z: ZODIAC SIGN | Aquarius

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