Just an overview of me.
A: AGE | 38
B: BIGGEST FEAR | Something bad happening to Wee One or Cohiba
C: CURRENT TIME | 10:35 pm
D: DRINK I LAST HAD | Wine
E: EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO | Lindsey
F: FAVORITE SONG | I don’t just have one. I have different ones for different moods.
G: GROSSEST MEMORY | I don’t really get grossed out.
H: HOMETOWN | The Lou
I: IN LOVE WITH | My husband. Wee One.
J: JEALOUS OF | Pretty girls.
K: KILLED SOMEONE? | Nope.
L: LONGEST RELATIONSHIP | The husband.
M: MIDDLE NAME | Kathryn, after Catherine of Aragon
N: NUMBER OF SIBLINGS | 0/5
I am an only child, was raised an only child. My philandering abusive birth father had other kids, which I only learned about in my 20s. A half-sister, born of his secretary, who is a few years younger than me. (Ironically, his father did the same thing: slept with his secretary, got her pregnant with my aunt. In that case, though, he left his first wife and child to marry Grandma.) I also have four half brothers, (his current wife is my age) and the youngest is a day younger than my daughter. Seriously. Her uncle is younger than her. I can’t make this shit up.
O: ONE WISH | Meals were planned out for me to give my daughter.
P: LAST PERSON YOU CALLED | Jenny.
Q: QUESTION YOU’RE ALWAYS ASKED | “How old is he?” Sigh. Even when she’s in pink, strangers think Wee One is a boy. Which I don’t care about, but then I either call her a boy or I correct them (and if they ask her name, I have to correct them) and then they feel like a heel and apologize and I have to fall over them reassuring them. Sigh. Why isn’t there a gender neutral pronoun besides “it” we can use?
R: REASON TO SMILE | Wee One! I am in awe every time I look at her!
S: SONG YOU LAST SANG | Where is My Mind, The Pixies
T: TIME YOU WOKE UP | Several times. Thanks, Wee One.
U: UNDERWEAR COLOR | I don’t know.
Really. And I’m not peaking down my pants for the sake of this post, either.
V: VACATION DESTINATION | Ooh, somewhere interesting where I can wander. Like Berlin or Prague or
W: WORST HABIT | Staying up too late. I should get more sleep.
X: X-RAYS YOU’VE HAD | Ooh, I’ve got some awesome hardware in my hip, and it usually draws a crowd of the x-ray techs.
Y: YOUR FAVORITE FOOD | Coffee
Z: ZODIAC SIGN | Aquarius
I Didn't Just Wake Up This Morning With A Craving 
Oh, boy. Can I relate. My son has an uncle 3 years younger than him, thanks to my dad marrying someone 5 years older than me. Men.
What is the matter with this men? Jeezomighty
There’s too much green grass on the other side of the fence, I reckon. And fences ain’t what they used to be.