On the day after Halloween, Wee One’s preschool had a little festival set up for them, including a parade where they showed off their costumes.
They were playing different kinds of songs, “halloween-themed” songs, and they included “Candy Girl.” As I listened to the song, this was the only thing I could think of :
I’m afraid I’m that inappropriate mom.
I Didn't Just Wake Up This Morning With A Craving 
At least you just thought it. It probably would have been worse if you turned to the person next to you and said, “Remember that scene in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back when they’re in the strip club…”
How do you know I almost did that?! I just figured it would be better kept in my head. LOL
A lot of my thoughts are of the “better kept in my head” variety lol
😂